Imaginary Friends Reunited

Mr Nobody

Mr Nobody

Imagined by Jenando999 at 4-12 years old

Middle aged man dressed smartly in a suit and hat, like a typical man from 1950s (this was in the ’80s). I only ever saw him when I was sat on the stairs at my granny’s house (I was a strange, quiet child - probably high functioning autism with selective mutism). He talked about coming home from work to his wife and baby but I never actually saw them. Still not convinced he wasn’t a ghost.

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9 Apr ’21 Mr. nobody

i sit here everyday thinking back on everything ive lost..........

17 Apr ’21 Saoirse Redmond

Hey boo?!

2 May ’21 Virendra sodha

Hey mr. Nobody

7 May ’21 anonymous

hey i haad that same guy there mr.nobody

10 May ’21 Joe Mama

Can I call you Mr. No one?

11 May ’21 Mrs. Nobody

You forgot the keys

14 May ’21 anonymous

ngl he seems creepy

19 May ’21 Son of Mr. Nobody

Dad can you come pick me up from soccer practice?

21 May ’21 co sie gapisz

biedny nikt

1 Jun ’21 Son of mr.Nobody

Dad! I'm still waiting for your ass to come pick me up from soccer practice!

3 Jun ’21 SON OF THE LORD DON NOBODY

DAD YOU ARE FOOL I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR DAYS IN THE FOOTBALL FIELD

7 Jun ’21 WIFE OF Mr.Nobody

WTF. YOU SAID YOU JUST WENT TO GET MILK.

8 Jun ’21 Son of MR. Nobody

DAD IF BEEN WAITING FOR F###ING YEARS, COME PICK ME UP

8 Jun ’21 son of mr.nobody

PICK ME UP IM HUNGRY DAD!

17 Jun ’21 Corpse of son of MR.Nobody

...

12 Jul ’21 daddy

dont worry kids ive got the milk

16 Jul ’21 anonymous

close the door!

25 Jul ’21 Mr. nobody

oh god i forget to comment again and then this happens


(when did i have a son?)

26 Jul ’21 daughter of Mr. Nobody

Forget that you have a son, you left me at the grocery store!!!

30 Jul ’21 Granddaughter of Mr.Nobody

Hey grandpa why is it that grandma is so angry at you?

5 Aug ’21 signor nessuno

perché ho dimenticato di avere figli

5 Aug ’21 Sister of me. Nobody

When are you coming to visit me hmm?! It's been how long and you haven't told me anything about your family

6 Sep ’21 Nobody

I ded

17 Sep ’21 Niece of Mr.Nobody

Uhm...Guys..? XD When y'all gonna take me to school...

29 Sep ’21 anonymous

For about a year my Gamertag has been MrNobody87 or some sort of numbers after MrNobody. I just found this and it made me extremely happy. Thank you, Mr. Nobody.

8 Oct ’21 lostkid

hello Mr.Nobody can you be my friend.

13 Oct ’21 Nobody24

Hey nice name

18 Nov ’21 Sidechick of Mr. Nobody

hey you haven't been replying to my text lately. are we still on for tomorrow night at the summer hotel? remember to wear that suit i like ;) love ya

6 Dec ’21 Cool

He probably is smoking

9 Feb ’22 Peashooter

That was me :(

6 Jun ’22 Mr Nobody

sometimes i question reality

15 Jun ’22 MR NOBODY

I AM SECRETLY A ROBOT

15 Jan ’23 Blena

I love how everyone just decided to name them "son of Mr. Nobody" or "mrs. Nobody" it's funny to see people do that lol.

3 May ’23 cactus with shorts

Mr. nobody, bring me nothing (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the emptyest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like void and deppresion (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell him that his crowded nights are over
nobody, I'm so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Don't have nobody to call my pal (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Please turn on your magic dream
Mr. nobody, bring me a dream

10 May ’23 anonymous

hello mr nobody sounds like a nice guy is he?

20 Jul ’23 Tsaukpaetra

Good ol' Mr. Nobody, always taking one for the team.

7 Aug ’23 toast butterscotch French toast and munchy

I liked themr sandman parody

16 Sep ’23 anonymous

The creepy part is I had a imaginary friend named Mr nobody

25 Oct ’23 The girl called Lizzy

Why do I feel bad about Mr Nobody