Imaginary Friends Reunited

Mr Nobody

Mr Nobody

Imagined by Jenando999 at 4-12 years old

Middle aged man dressed smartly in a suit and hat, like a typical man from 1950s (this was in the ’80s). I only ever saw him when I was sat on the stairs at my granny’s house (I was a strange, quiet child - probably high functioning autism with selective mutism). He talked about coming home from work to his wife and baby but I never actually saw them. Still not convinced he wasn’t a ghost.

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9 Apr ’21

i sit here everyday thinking back on everything ive lost..........

17 Apr ’21

Hey boo?!

2 May ’21

Hey mr. Nobody

7 May ’21

hey i haad that same guy there mr.nobody

10 May ’21

Can I call you Mr. No one?

11 May ’21

You forgot the keys

14 May ’21

ngl he seems creepy

19 May ’21

Dad can you come pick me up from soccer practice?

21 May ’21

biedny nikt

1 Jun ’21

Dad! I'm still waiting for your ass to come pick me up from soccer practice!

3 Jun ’21

DAD YOU ARE FOOL I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR DAYS IN THE FOOTBALL FIELD

7 Jun ’21

WTF. YOU SAID YOU JUST WENT TO GET MILK.

8 Jun ’21

DAD IF BEEN WAITING FOR F###ING YEARS, COME PICK ME UP

8 Jun ’21

PICK ME UP IM HUNGRY DAD!

17 Jun ’21

...

12 Jul ’21

dont worry kids ive got the milk

16 Jul ’21

close the door!

25 Jul ’21

oh god i forget to comment again and then this happens


(when did i have a son?)

26 Jul ’21

Forget that you have a son, you left me at the grocery store!!!

30 Jul ’21

Hey grandpa why is it that grandma is so angry at you?

5 Aug ’21

perché ho dimenticato di avere figli

5 Aug ’21

When are you coming to visit me hmm?! It's been how long and you haven't told me anything about your family

6 Sep ’21

I ded

17 Sep ’21

Uhm...Guys..? XD When y'all gonna take me to school...

29 Sep ’21

For about a year my Gamertag has been MrNobody87 or some sort of numbers after MrNobody. I just found this and it made me extremely happy. Thank you, Mr. Nobody.

8 Oct ’21

hello Mr.Nobody can you be my friend.

13 Oct ’21

Hey nice name

18 Nov ’21

hey you haven't been replying to my text lately. are we still on for tomorrow night at the summer hotel? remember to wear that suit i like ;) love ya

6 Dec ’21

He probably is smoking

9 Feb ’22

That was me :(

6 Jun ’22

sometimes i question reality

15 Jun ’22

I AM SECRETLY A ROBOT

15 Jan ’23

I love how everyone just decided to name them "son of Mr. Nobody" or "mrs. Nobody" it's funny to see people do that lol.

3 May ’23

Mr. nobody, bring me nothing (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the emptyest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like void and deppresion (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell him that his crowded nights are over
nobody, I'm so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Don't have nobody to call my pal (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Please turn on your magic dream
Mr. nobody, bring me a dream

10 May ’23

hello mr nobody sounds like a nice guy is he?

20 Jul ’23

Good ol' Mr. Nobody, always taking one for the team.

7 Aug ’23

I liked themr sandman parody

16 Sep ’23

The creepy part is I had a imaginary friend named Mr nobody

25 Oct ’23

Why do I feel bad about Mr Nobody