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Raybees free font

Download our cutout-style heading font.

Plaiceholder Images

Beautiful pics for your layout mockups.

Text Generator

Use our A.I. tech for perfect filler text.

Happy Birthday To You

The famous song is now out of copyright, so we’ve made 20 amazing new versions that are totally free to download & use for anything

GANksy, the amazing new A.I. street artist


Simon Simon Simon

> Avocado’n’Toast <

TrudgeCast podcast

Dog Breeds Chart

Work Reply Soundboard

They Walk Among Us

Scunthorpe Sans

Using our incredible patented PottyMouth™ technology, we’ve developed a font that automatically blocks swearing

Hit the High Notes
What’s your highest note? Sing and find out
Move over, Netflix and Prime…
17th Century Death Roulette
Try 17th Century


We asked 423 brave volunteers about their hygiene habits - how often they change their bed sheets, whether they wash their legs in the shower, all the important stuff.

See how you compare!

This MP Does Not Exist
This MP
Does Not Exist

Do you look younger or older than your actual age on webcam? Our rather judgemental neural network will analyse your face and deliver its verdict

Calm Down Britain

Back in the ’80s, the BBFC tried putting comforting messages after scary VHS films

Can You Draw a Perfect Circle?
Can you draw a
perfect circle? Try it
What’s Your Sleep Animal?
What’s Your
Sleep Animal?

Yes, we officially own the bogroll emoji

Unicode Consortium Official Bronze Sponsor of the bogroll emoji

Goth or Moth?
Play our musical lepidoptera quiz

Terrifying game for unsporty people

As you wander through the park, a football bounces your way. Surly kids watch & wait impatiently; can you kick the ball back?

Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?
It’s back - play now

Knight’s Tour

Moving like a chess knight, take David Hasselhoff’s music to the whole of Germany.

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