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>> ButtyStock hits version 3 <<
Now with illustrations & your comments!
Download our cutout-style heading font.
Beautiful pics for your layout mockups.
Use our A.I. tech for perfect filler text.
Happy Birthday To You
The famous song is now out of copyright, so we’ve made 20 amazing new versions that are totally free to download & use for anything
GANksy
Bits’n’bobs
Scunthorpe Sans
Using our incredible patented PottyMouth™ technology, we’ve developed a font that automatically blocks swearing
Hit the High Notes
Voleflix
17th Century Death Roulette
DEATH ROULETTE
How DISGUSTING Are You?
We asked 423 brave volunteers about their hygiene habits - how often they change their bed sheets, whether they wash their legs in the shower, all the important stuff.
This MP Does Not Exist
Does Not Exist
What’s Your Webcam Age?
Do you look younger or older than your actual age on webcam? Our rather judgemental neural network will analyse your face and deliver its verdict
Calm Down Britain
Back in the ’80s, the BBFC tried putting comforting messages after scary VHS films
Can You Draw a Perfect Circle?
perfect circle? Try it
What’s Your Sleep Animal?
Sleep Animal?
Yes, we officially own the bogroll emoji
Goth or Moth?
Terrifying game for unsporty people
As you wander through the park, a football bounces your way. Surly kids watch & wait impatiently; can you kick the ball back?
Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?
Knight’s Tour
Moving like a chess knight, take David Hasselhoff’s music to the whole of Germany.
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