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Using our incredible patented PottyMouth™ technology, we’ve developed a font that automatically blocks swearing
What’s Your Webcam Age?
Do you look younger or older than your actual age on webcam? Our rather judgemental neural network will analyse your face and deliver its verdict
17th Century Death Roulette
How DISGUSTING Are You?
We asked 423 brave volunteers about their hygiene habits - how often they change their bed sheets, whether they wash their legs in the shower, all the important stuff.
See how you compare!
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Dog Breeds Chart
Work Reply Soundboard
They Walk Among Us
Hit the High Notes
Calm Down Britain
Back in the ’80s, the BBFC tried putting comforting messages after scary VHS films
Can You Draw a Perfect Circle?
Lotsa Tools for Creative People
Raybees free font
Download our cutout-style heading font.
ButtyStock - free crisp sandwich photos
The site designers have been waiting for.
Beautiful pics for your layout mockups.
Use our A.I. tech for perfect filler text.
What’s Your Sleep Animal?
Yes, we officially own the bogroll emoji
Goth or Moth?
Terrifying game for unsporty people
As you wander through the park, a football bounces your way. Surly kids watch & wait impatiently; can you kick the ball back?
Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?
Moving like a chess knight, take David Hasselhoff’s music to the whole of Germany.
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