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Hit the High Notes
What’s your highest note? Sing and find out

Calm Down Britain

Back in the ’80s, the BBFC tried putting comforting messages after scary VHS films

Misc. Bits’n’bobs

Dog Breeds Chart
A very useful diagram of canine types.

Work Reply Soundboard
Find the right words to get across your emotions in a professional setting.

Help Needed
Possible future stuff you might be able to contribute to.

Can You Draw a Perfect Circle?
Can you draw a
perfect circle? Try it

Raybees free font

Download our cutout-style heading font.

ButtyStock - free crisp sandwich photos

The site designers have been waiting for.

Plaiceholder Images

Beautiful pics for your layout mockups.

Text Generator

Use our A.I. tech for perfect filler text.

What’s Your Sleep Animal?
What’s Your
Sleep Animal?

Yes, we officially own the bogroll emoji

Unicode Consortium Official Bronze Sponsor of the bogroll emoji

Goth or Moth?
Play our musical lepidoptera quiz

Terrifying game for unsporty people

As you wander through the park, a football bounces your way. Surly kids watch & wait impatiently; can you kick the ball back?

They Walk Among Us

How many vampires, werewolves and zombies are there in the UK?

Read our groundbreaking research that reveals the true scale of paranormal populations.

Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?
It’s back - play now

Knight’s Tour

Moving like a chess knight, take David Hasselhoff’s music to the whole of Germany.

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