They Walk Among Us

Over the centuries, many have claimed or suspected the existence of paranormal beings, but could this be true? To find out, we simply asked 1,200 UK residents:

Which type of creature are you?

Survey UK pop.
Vampire 4.7% 2.5m
Ghost 4.3% 2.3m
Werewolf 3.9% 2.0m
Zombie 3.8% 2.0m
Alien 3.7% 1.9m
Demon 3.3% 1.7m
Human 76.2% 40m

Google Surveys refused to include β€œNoel Edmonds” as an option; what are they trying to hide?

Both the survey and population estimates cover ages 18+ and so exclude zombie babies, demonic children and some teenwolves. Ghosts unable to operate internet devices could not participate.

Most Common by Region

MidlandsZombie
Northern IrelandAlien
Northern EnglandWerewolf
ScotlandVampire
Southern EnglandVampire
WalesVampire

Non-humans by Age/Gender

18–2431.3%Female18.8%
25–3422.5%Male29.3%
35–4430.6%
45–5428.1%
55–6415.7%
65+17.9%