They Walk Among Us
Over the centuries, many have claimed or suspected the existence of paranormal beings, but could this be true? To find out, we simply asked 1,200 UK residents:
Which type of creature are you?
The Results
Creature | Survey | UK pop. | |
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4.7% | 2.5m | |
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4.3% | 2.3m | |
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3.9% | 2.0m | |
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3.8% | 2.0m | |
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3.7% | 1.9m | |
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3.3% | 1.7m | |
Human | 76.2% | 40m |
Google Surveys refused to include βNoel Edmondsβ as an option; what are they trying to hide?
Both the survey and population estimates cover ages 18+ and so exclude zombie babies, demonic children and some teenwolves. Ghosts unable to operate internet devices could not participate.

Most Common by Region
Midlands | Zombie |
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Northern Ireland | Alien |
Northern England | Werewolf |
Scotland | Vampire |
Southern England | Vampire |
Wales | Vampire |
Non-humans by Age/Gender
18β24 | 31.3% | Female | 18.8% |
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25β34 | 22.5% | Male | 29.3% |
35β44 | 30.6% | ||
45β54 | 28.1% | ||
55β64 | 15.7% | ||
65+ | 17.9% |