They Walk Among Us
Over the centuries, many have claimed or suspected the existence of paranormal beings, but could this be true? To find out, we simply asked 1,200 UK residents:
Which type of creature are you?
The Results
| Creature | Survey | UK pop. | |
|---|---|---|---|
 Vampire |
4.7% | 2.5m | |
 Ghost |
4.3% | 2.3m | |
 Werewolf |
3.9% | 2.0m | |
 Zombie |
3.8% | 2.0m | |
 Alien |
3.7% | 1.9m | |
 Demon |
3.3% | 1.7m | |
| Human | 76.2% | 40m |
Google Surveys refused to include “Noel Edmonds” as an option; what are they trying to hide?
Both the survey and population estimates cover ages 18+ and so exclude zombie babies, demonic children and some teenwolves. Ghosts unable to operate internet devices could not participate.
Most Common by Region
| Midlands | Zombie |
|---|---|
| Northern Ireland | Alien |
| Northern England | Werewolf |
| Scotland | Vampire |
| Southern England | Vampire |
| Wales | Vampire |
Non-humans by Age/Gender
| 18–24 | 31.3% | Female | 18.8% |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25–34 | 22.5% | Male | 29.3% |
| 35–44 | 30.6% | ||
| 45–54 | 28.1% | ||
| 55–64 | 15.7% | ||
| 65+ | 17.9% |