They Walk Among Us

Over the centuries, many have claimed or suspected the existence of paranormal beings, but could this be true? To find out, we simply asked 1,200 UK residents:

Which type of creature are you?

Survey UK pop.
Vampire 4.7% 2.5m
Ghost 4.3% 2.3m
Werewolf 3.9% 2.0m
Zombie 3.8% 2.0m
Alien 3.7% 1.9m
Demon 3.3% 1.7m
Human 76.2% 40m

Google Surveys refused to include “Noel Edmonds” as an option; what are they trying to hide?

Both the survey and population estimates cover ages 18+ and so exclude zombie babies, demonic children and some teenwolves. Ghosts unable to operate internet devices could not participate.

Most Common by Region

MidlandsZombie
Northern IrelandAlien
Northern EnglandWerewolf
ScotlandVampire
Southern EnglandVampire
WalesVampire

Non-humans by Age/Gender

18–2431.3%Female18.8%
25–3422.5%Male29.3%
35–4430.6%
45–5428.1%
55–6415.7%
65+17.9%

Google Surveys asked 1,204 UK respondents in August 2019. UK 18+ population was taken from ONS mid-2018 data. Keep off the moors, stick to the roads.