Plonker & Tiny

Imagined by anonymous at 5-6 years old

Plonker was a tiny person who could stand on my hand. Despite being called Plonker, he was quite smart. His sidekick Tiny was, hilariously, a giant, and as dumb as a sack of hammers. Both were invisible to everyone, including me. Neither of them did very much, and being invisible I often didn’t know if they were around. In retrospect they were pretty shit imaginary friends.

Also friends with…

• 13 ferrets
• Mally Moolah
• Tomy
• Various fictional characters