Imaginary Friends Reunited

Plonker & Tiny

Plonker & Tiny

Imagined by anonymous at 5-6 years old

Plonker was a tiny person who could stand on my hand. Despite being called Plonker, he was quite smart. His sidekick Tiny was, hilariously, a giant, and as dumb as a sack of hammers. Both were invisible to everyone, including me. Neither of them did very much, and being invisible I often didn’t know if they were around. In retrospect they were pretty shit imaginary friends.

Also friends with…


8 Apr ’21

Hey!, i helped you with your math once

15 Apr ’21

since when am I as dumb as a sack of hammers?

2 May ’21

yo no soy tonto!! que no sepa casi nada no significa que sea ronto

lo soento me confundi tonto

5 May ’21

No no your not I must of said if wrong I meant you helped me

7 May ’21

5"11 vs 6"0

9 May ’21

I helped you both

10 May ’21

I helped you all

10 May ’21

whys my name plonker... MY NAMES BIGGY

13 May ’21

Ehh maybe not 😱😚🤬🧐🤬😘😱

14 May ’21


17 May ’21

yall funny hehe

25 May ’21

Wait wha- I just got back from entertaining my kid from his trip...

23 Aug ’21

plonker badonker

23 Aug ’21

imagino a plonker en un BOULERVAD DE los sueños rotos
plonker deseas ser mi amigo¿?

14 Sep ’21

chill dudes

20 Sep ’21

this is adorable

21 Sep ’21

MY SISTER HAS A IMAGINARY FRIENDs NAMED MILLY, MOLLY, AND MADDISON!? THEY ARE MERMAIDS. I thought it was weird for her to be 8 and have imaginary friends but now I feel better eabout it.

1 Oct ’21

the hell?