Imaginary Friends Reunited

Plonker & Tiny

Plonker & Tiny

Imagined by anonymous at 5-6 years old

Plonker was a tiny person who could stand on my hand. Despite being called Plonker, he was quite smart. His sidekick Tiny was, hilariously, a giant, and as dumb as a sack of hammers. Both were invisible to everyone, including me. Neither of them did very much, and being invisible I often didn’t know if they were around. In retrospect they were pretty shit imaginary friends.

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8 Apr ’21

Hey!, i helped you with your math once

15 Apr ’21

since when am I as dumb as a sack of hammers?