04 May ’26
"Silly silly billy"
Inbox #79
Inbox #79: 12 new messages
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From: Sysadmin
Subj: Noisy satire
We made a thing for Attention to draw attention to a rather topical issue.
Who needs whale song or white noise when you can experience the soothing soundscape of a massive AI data centre. Just watch out if you leave it running at full pelt - the AI might get its own ideas about how to run things...
- Sysadmin
From: YOUR MOTHER OMG
Subj: yes
You should name the mascot Silly silly billy
From: cool guy
Subj: greasy glasses comment
why don't we use a lens wipe? (also, why cant you clean the "arms" of the glasses?)
From: fluffymitten
Subj: those darn glasses!
I'm glad you finally issued a a new vmail. I wanted to commend you on the glasses cleaning rage bait but didn't have a previous edition to hand to access the message form. I've now bookmarked it so I can be more timely in future.
Anyhoo... Is there a way to get 100% clean? I maxed out at 63%.
Sysadmin note: we assumed it’d be impossible to get a really high score, but people seem to get into the 90s with some kind of special wiping technique
From: Sysadmin
Subj: Something to crow about
As The Crow Flies recently hit a million views, so here’s a rundown of all our games that have reached that milestone:
- Penga
- Kick The Ball Back
- 17th Century Death Roulette
- Hampster Invaders
- The Kilobyte’s Gambit
- DayBrix
- As The Crow Flies
From: Stew733
Subj: Helloooo
How are the VMails chosen? Do you guys specifically pick them, or is it random
Sysadmin note: most stuff that’s relevant, unique and non-offensive gets in
From: charon
Subj: vole.wtf or whatever its called
thank you for running this site for so long :-) it's been a major inspiration to me and where i want to go with my website design-wise nowadays. also for committing to a pretty no-ai stance in today's day and age
Sysadmin note: it’s not even been 7 years, why are you trying to make us feel old
From: Heidi
Subj: I'm safe
Love this game. How good did I do, Sysadmin?
Actually my first time playing it. Guess I know my serial killers pretty well.
From: asparagus
Subj: appreciation
with whats currently happening around the world i found myself actually happy to receive a Vmail in my Vinbox sometimes
also i love yall's cats. they look so peculiar and eccentric
From: anonymous
Subj: New Game
New Game idea:
A first person game where you chase chips (any type) ,practice (chase cardboard chips attached to a string) and tournament (compete against others)
Game name:Chip Chase
Sysadmin query: are these chips as in crisps or chips as in chips?
From: the local reload farmer
Subj: my collection
it ain't much, but its honest work.
From: enosil
Subj: put me at the top!!
if you really are a good sysadmin, you'd put me at the top!
Sysadmin note: we’re terrible
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