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Inbox #78: 13 new messages

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From: Sysadmin
Subj: Greasy goggles game

Glasses wearers have described this interactive experience as “impressively realistic”, “a perfect demonstration of a constant, futile battle” and “a true horror game” (plus a load of responses we’d have to asterisk out):

Glasses Cleaning Simulator

- Sysadmin

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From: bob
Subj: omg

wow i just found the thing where you can now buy the actual games of vole.wtf, and i saw neal bought back draw a perfect circle he must have missed it, so like how much did you pay for it a while back and how much did you give it back t him for, cause i hope u got the better deal

Sysadmin note: bought back? We made the game, he bought it, that’s the only deal there’s been (and we can’t tell you how much he paid without breaking the contract)

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From: Hotpot enjoyer
Subj: Little guy name

I think the little guy should be named Albert, maybe we can call him Bert… sometimes. He scares me a little bit.

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From: R@V3Nmuhehehe
Subj: Name for ur mascot + a joke

Hi, gumornin, guafternoon, guevenin or gunight to the person reading this. I want to suggest a name for ur (Vole.wtf's) mascot. Name it Vickter plz.

Also, here's a joke if it makes you're still not convinced about using my epic suggestion:

What do you call a seven that is ill?
Sick seven.

Baiii.
- VERY Epic Person,Raven.

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From: Dingo
Subj: Boris the cat

Here is my dear cat Boris. He is hateful and full of greed.

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From: me
Subj: whyyyy

whhyyyy did uuuu get rid of the reply button, now i have to type re: (the post i am replying to) in the subject part

why cause of like the insane cheese cult thingie or whattt???? also was that ai in ur opinion cause i think not. anyway we should make a cheese cult newsletter cause now we cant do it anymore, also what the ai slop cause i cant figure hat out cause im too innocent and believe everthing to be true

Sysadmin note: we dropped the Reply links to try to improve deliverability (loads of links in an email could look iffy). As for AI stuff, well that was mainly an issue in terms of sheer volume of noise, see below

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From: Nthegoat
Subj: Can u add more stuff to Imaginary Friends Reunited

Plz add the ability to make accounts for ur own Imaginary friends and make it a proper social media for imaginary friends, such as posting and all that jazz and if that is a no plz allow us to reupload on Biro + Banana = Art

Sysadmin note: nowadays any project that invites contributions tends to get swamped with AI-generated images/text, that’s why we had to close banana art submissions, it makes it harder work and less fun

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From: cool guy
Subj: keep up the good work!

keep up the work, sysadmin!
here is a picture of my cat, panda!

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From: anonymous
Subj: The Penga game

BRUHHHH I swear that game is so fun yet so annoying, its tough and fun but it scores you on how many penguins you pull, not how few, I did it all with one penguin once, no praise lol. This guy is the definition of cool though

Sysadmin note: that’s the baddie, you’re supposed to hate them!

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From: anonymous
Subj: who is better

Question for you vole which website is better the website homestarrunner.com or vole.wtf I mean the other website homestarrunner has been here since the 2000s and the character himself has been here for 30 years since 1996 meanwhile your site creation date is errrr unknown so let's say you're younger then homestarruner but who's better your website with your mascot or homestarruner with it's mascot homestar runner choose wisely unless Matt and mike Chapman are your idols

Sysadmin note: homestarrunner is legendary, we can’t compete with that

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From: john doe
Subj: insane awesome idea

what if you guys just made the most random game, with no objective, just randomness

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From: kean
Subj: content

I would enjoy if when you email me some sports news thanks and get better at drawing/.

Sysadmin note: here’s a bloke with curly hair diving to head a football, happy now?
>-(@ O

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From: ajunin
Subj: I'm hungry

I am very hungry I would appreciate it if you could buy me some kfc

Sysadmin note: sorry we took a while to reply to this, hope you haven’t starved by now, we’ll bung some chicken in the post

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