08 Dec ’25
"the limit of crisps that can be in a crisp sandwhich"
Inbox #76
Inbox #76: 8 new messages
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From: Sysadmin
Subj: Mashed/deep-fried video files
Phone cameras are too good nowadays, everyone’s got 4K 60fps HDR, take a trip back to when they were all about lo-fi glitchiness:
See you all in 2026...
- Sysadmin
From: Sysadmin
Subj: Gifts for geeks
Time’s running out for Christmas orders, get yer DOCTYPE magazines this week!
(Lulu can be fairly quick in some parts of the world, much slower elsewhere, so don’t risk it)
It genuinely is the perfect thing for any internet/computer nerds you know, and buying it supports VOLE.wtf
From: Goman
Subj: Questions about limits
so what is the limit of crisps that can be in a crisp sandwhich is 2 is is it 3 is it 4 is it 5 is it 99? Pray tell me this is the go man signing out now......
Sysadmin note: the only true limit is the world’s supply of potatoes, think big
From: anonymous
Subj: Problem with references
So question can you tell me why you added a murder drones reference in this website by doing the draw a cool s game because the guy glitch literally already did that in one murder drones episode it said "Look at this cool S I can draw" way before you added that so are you intentionally or unintentionally referencing murder drones
Sysadmin note: we’ve never seen Murder Drones and the Cool S has been a thing for decades
From: Dingo
Subj: Cool S game
my first attempt at drawing a cool S let me know what you think i think i did pretty great
Sysadmin note: not fast or accurate but you tried
From: Jane H.
Subj: Deep-fried pictures
I'm not sure if you've ever explained this beforehand, but how come all the images in the newsletter look deep-fried?
Sysadmin note: it adds a distinctive lo-fi look, also less likely to get hassled if a copyrighted image sneaks through
From: Sysadmin
Subj: No more 1%ers
The 1% Guild has been more popular than we expected (and/or more of you cheated than expected) and the membership list was getting long, so we’ve closed applications (you can still pop in to visit).
From: Jade M
Subj: Egg
for all the egg enjoyers out there. its a platformer, and i think that if you like vole and all their stuff, you'll like this. Great job to Terry Cavanagh.
Sysadmin note: not related to the site but it’s a fun game so we’ll allow it!
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