"with a pig being our Rapunzel"

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From: Sysadmin
Subj: For low-energy people

Any riff-raff can get into TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, etc.

But do you have what it takes to join The 1% Guild?

- Sysadmin

PS Not long to go til Crisp Sandwich Day, start preparing nowwww...

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From: Sysadmin
Subj: No horses were harmed in the making of this game

Guy Kelly has acted in a few of our projects (arcc, Work Reply Soundboard, Calm Down Britain) and now created his first game.

i will strangle a horse is a choose-your-own-adventure game with no mandatory animal cruelty and lots of strangeness, even by our standards.

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From: Ethan
Subj: Daybrix Highscore

Hello,

Would you happen to know what the current Daybrix arcade mode highscore is?

I got 86, thought maybe that was close.

Thanks,
Ethan

Sysadmin note: we’ve not had many high scores reported since we closed off the gameplay exploits players were using to get 120+, but 86 is certainly very high

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From: Brennan
Subj: I Swear I Could be an Architect…

Was playing with my 3D printed Styscraper board game one time (find me on thingiverse if you wanna print it yourself) and I made… this. The balancing was perfect but also so fragile. The layout looked like the type of castles you’d find in fairy tales, with a pig being our Rapunzel (or should I say, Rapigzel?) and of course, I crashing explosion when it eventually fell over. Gotta say, Matt and Doc made a slapper, easy to learn but hard to master.

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From: man
Subj: what the heck

the soccer ball game is my favorite but can be to easy and sometimes to hard, depunds on how tipsy I am

could we get in a slider for difficultyl or something

mush appreciated, thank you for your times, aha ha ha teehee ;3

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From: FIOnauarrr
Subj: HEY GUYS

I know we're supposed to be sending stuff based on the website, but like how exactly?? Sorry, I know this email isn't even supposed to be here, but I don't really get it that's all

Sysadmin note: we just ended up getting too much random noise/spam/slop, so the newsletter’s become more about site updates plus your comments and questions about our projects. So your message was relevant!

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From: Sid:)
Subj: Questions

So I have a few questions about the changes, is Matt Round still going to be included or will he also be blended up into millions of meat pellets, and also, I forgot the other questions.

Sysadmin note: no idea what’s happened to him, but coincidentally we do have some meat pellets for sale if anyone’s interested

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