11 Sep ’25
“cults, cheese stuff, goblins, etc"
Inbox #72
Inbox #72: 6 new messages
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From: Sysadmin
Subj: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
We launched Vmail as a fun experiment, wondering what’d happen if anyone could share a newsletter’s subscriber list. And it’s been amazing, but the level of noise and AI slop in submissions has been rising fast; it’s time for a change.
So it’s now going to be focused on the site. You can still send in questions, comments and suggestions, but it all needs to be related to our projects in some way.*
The cults, cheese stuff, goblins, etc will live on in the archive and pass into legend. Your nonsense will never be forgotten.
- Sysadmin
* We reserve the right to break this rule for pet photos
From: Sysadmin
Subj: So refreshing

“What would be the most ridiculous clicker game to do on the web?” we thought.
“Hang on, can we actually do that without melting our servers?” we thought.
“What have we done...” we thought, as the global counter flew past 15 million reloads.
From: Not So Anonymous Suggester
Subj: Re: I want my VTV
Sysadmin wrote:
We’ve made our own version of MTV, but for weird and terrible songs!
Hundreds of them!
Hi, since you made VTV, can you add a Suggestion Box for everyone to it, so it'll be easy to submit videos there?
There's gonna be not 100, not 200, but thousands once you add it to VTV!
Sounds cool, huh?
- A Not So Anonymous Suggestion
Sysadmin: suggestions may be invited at some point, but for now we really need a break from going through weird/terrible songs
From: Jenna Appleseed
Subj: Re: I want my VTV
We're loving it on the cookdandbombd forum
From: Sysadmin
Subj: Blast from the past

This old project of ours has been a lot more popular recently, probably from people testing their voices on TikTok etc (if you’ve seen it featured anywhere, do let us know)
From: Sysadmin
Subj: Exit through the NEW gift shop

RedBubble’s been piling on sneaky extra “fees” and nabbed over 60% of our “profit margin” on merch, so we’ve moved to a lovely new store that still won’t make us rich, but at least won’t take sneaky fees.
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