23 Dec ā24
"going into deep space to get cooler"
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From: Sysadmin
Subj: arcc the herald angels sing...
Last year, we launched arcc on Christmas Day, and lots of people decided to explore a weird old computer network instead of spending time with family.
To mark the one year anniversary, on 25th December weāll be adding another game, another app, and an extra forum area to show off your festive feasting.
If you have a ticket, make sure you log in on the day; if you donāt, theyāre still available with 50% off.
- Sysadmin
From: Johnny No-Fingers
Subj: saxophone caterpillar
I love grapes
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^From: Cheese queen Kendra??
Subj: Re: Re: marriage
Cheese Lord Kendra wrote:
Dearest, 'you mom'
I would greatly appreciate it if you did not assault my kingdom with your excrement. Also your name does not make any practical sense to me; should it not be 'your mom.' Please take this criticism and plea into mind.
i have taken into consideration about a name change and i would wish to become your wife and change my name to Ā“Cheese queen Kendra of all cheeseĀ“ so will you marry me
Sysadmin note: not sure what our official policy is on allowing marriage proposals in Vmail, weāll have to spend a few weeks consulting the sacred tomes
From: Kendra
Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cheese Lord Kendra
King Jala of Pepperjackonia wrote:
Gratings Cheese Lord Kendra and King Cheesus, I have noticed your alliance and we of Pepperjackonia are not pleased! This is a warning! break up the alliance or we shall set fire to the ancient T'on'gu of the Mouthe!
Heed my warning!
It is to my displeasure that you do not agree with our alliance. However your feeble attempts to break this treaty is futile. If war we must go, then war must commence. Although, I would prefer not too.
Kind Regards, Cheese Lord Kendra
From: Cheese Lord Kendra
Subj: Re: Re: any lore behind Vmail?
Someone you didn't used to know.. wrote:
Maybe. or not really, why? Because sometimes I get an mail from someone whose name have "god" or "lord" in it. Like a mail I got from "the bread god" and "Cheese Lord Kendra".. WHO THE HELL IS CHEESE LORD KENDRA?!
Either way, maybe there's some lore or some kind of cult is happening in vmail
Pleasantries, Sir or Madam
It is I, Cheese Lord Kendra. There is indeed lore behind my kingdom. Me and another kingdom-Cheddaronia-are attempting to make peace between our humble kingdom's. We both hope to reign in prosperity; profiting from the fruits of our labor. I dearly hope you will make a visit to our lovely town; we have a gift shop if you want to purchase a copy of The Cheese Treaty: which was officially signed the other day!
Auf Wiedersehen, Cheese Lord Kendra
From: Matt Round
Subj: The Best Film Youāve Never Seen
No. 23: The Fall (2006)
A bedridden stuntman befriends a young girl in the hospital and starts telling her epic fantasy tales, but with an ulterior motive.
Look, if youāre a film buff, this one is far from obscure. But if you ask around, itās more likely youāll find fans of the band or the TV series, and for many years it wasnāt readily available (a 4K restoration has finally been released for streaming).
Director Tarsem Singh was raking in money from ads when he decided to self-finance his own movie, trying to pick locations & crews that coincided with scouting/shooting his paid work. The result is something thatās both eclectic and meticulous, the clear vision of a man obsessively spending his way into bankruptcy.
Lee Pace gives an incredibly confident early performance and works brilliantly with young Catinca Untaru; their scenes make sure that all the dazzling fantasy imagery is solidly underpinned with characters and emotions. No matter how stylised/nonsensical/arthouse some parts get, youāre going to land back in the hospital eventually.
Watch it on the biggest screen you can find and feel glad that Tarsem wasnāt obsessed with buying cars and houses.
The restored version of The Fall is on MUBI, you can probably get a free trial to see it for nowt
From: anonymous
Subj: Re: Re: Important message for all triangles
TRIGNOME wrote:
We must make better. I have found an ancient ritual in the deep text that allows six of our kind to turn into what is known as a "hexagon" in world lore. this power could give us what we need to not only repair our city but also retaliate. please, lord, consider this option.
We shall arise oh round boys
From: Silas Birchtree
Subj: Re: Re: Important message for all triangles
Greetings, Triangles! As the founder of the cult of Ciphertology, we'd love to extend a helping hand. Our founder and God, Bill Cipher, is a triangle himself so we feel it is our duty to help out our fellow Triangles. Of course, we'd love an alliance of sorts, as our cult can always grow. If you are interested, please reach out to us. Sincerely, Silas Birchtree (NOT Bill Cipher possessing a corpse. I repeat, NOT Bill Cipher possessing a corpse.)
From: Maki
Subj: Oh, how I love to perform (a ramble)
There's really nothing better than performing on a stage. When I'm acting and I hear the cheers and applause from the audience it gives me such a rush of joy and recognition. Finally feeling all you hard work pay off and then walking around after the performance and hearing people tell you how well you did. The same when I'm performing a music piece in front of a large crowd. Sometimes hearing the little children dance and sing along. Seeing the older people sway in their seats or even when someone recognizes a song. Seeing this from the stage is just a complete other worldly experience that I really can't compare anything else to. Feeling the warmth of the spotlight on your face, feeling slightly shaky when you pick up the microphone, the one big note nobody was expecting and hearing small gasps and seeing people's faces light up. Feeling the beat of the drum go through your veins and I think the stage is the only place I can really be myself without judgment. I don't really care what people think but I think the stage is where I feel most at home, where I feel most fulfilled. Performing is like a second nature to me, it's like my soul just feels more connected to myself when I'm up there. Anyway, Thanks for reading this far into my unorganized word vomit and I hope to see you again.
Lots of love,
Maki <3
From: JuneSandwich
Subj: Re: Time Traveller Monthly NO.3
Dodo Distribution INC wrote:
[NOTICE: COOLNESS LEVEL TOO LOW FOR ACESS TO INFORMATON, CONTACT YOUR LOCAL REPRESENTATIVE TO SEE HOW YOU CAN BECOME MORE COOL]
How do I become more cool, I tried everything, I even went to the ice age in my underwear and it still says I am not cool enough! Please help, currently going into deep space to get cooler.
From: MRT0
Subj: No
I have no idea what itās called. It has big feet
From: anonymous
Subj: Re: Moon
Scribbled Moon wrote:
Stare at the moon Stare at the moon
Stare at the moonStare at the moon
Stare at the moon
Stare at the moon
Stare at the moonStare at the moon
Stare at the moonStare at the moon
Stare at the moon
Stare at the moon
oww... that hurt my eyes :(
Sysadmin note: are you sure you didnāt stare at the sun by mistake?
From: your mom
Subj: my favourite pokemon!
SHUPPET! shuppet is a ghost type pokemon who evolves into banette. Fun fact about shuppet: it feeds off of negative emotions that makes it stronger. basically it is a manipulator but it looks so silly! one day i will get a tattoo of this little guy :3
From: The bread god
Subj: Re: Re: Bread
regular local fellow human being knight wrote:
Male filius sclopetis! non sequar pseudoprophetas tales.
quomodo audes! Panem volo, pro uno vel alio
From: ŠŠµŠ»ŠøŃŠ°Š²ŠµŃŠ°
Subj: Re: Re: Bread
regular local fellow human being knight wrote:
Male filius sclopetis! non sequar pseudoprophetas tales.
Corpus cute tectum est. Ego cum magistris medicamentea praeparo.
From: 17-Planes
Subj: CEO Of 17-Planes Thanking you all
Hi, Im "Secret P*ss baby", Otherwise known as the CEO of 17-Planes, We Are Here To Thank The Generous Community Of 17-Planes, As They have Fueled Us With the Funds And Motivation To Release An Sponsorship Campaign, We Are giving away 200 SR17 Lockhead Blackbird Airplanes For Free, To Enter The Giveaway Please Call "1800-SR17-DumbDumb", Or Write an Letter Using G-Mail To "17PlanesGiveaway@FakeEmailThatDoesn'tExist.mail"
Thank you!
17-Planes
From: Ahmad Khawaja
Subj: Life's Greatest Lies #2
Previously, I talked about throwing bones at wolves to tame them, like in Minecraft, but that wasn't the case, and my face got badly hurt. What will today's topic be about? Stay tuned to find out.
If youāve ever played a game from the hit franchise Super Mario, youāve probably seen Mario jumping on enemies to defeat them. I found out the hard way that this doesnāt work in real life when I tried jumping on my neighbor. I broke my legs and was charged with physical assault. Now, Iām waiting for my trial. In conclusion, jumping on enemies will not kill them, but it will result in broken legsāand the police will be after you.
From: wiwi
Subj: guys i love cheesecake
its just so good everything from the flavor to the texture and just the way it presents itself, it really is just the perfect food...
From: Nor Yame
Subj: The cool guy that I drew
This is the cool guy that I drew, heās cool, and is doing a thumbs up because heās pleased about the outcome of the event that happened to him.
From: Your friend
Subj: sup
vroom vroom
From: gg man 1000
Subj: Re: AUDI QUATTRO
JuneSandwich wrote:
RAAAAAR AUDI QUATTRO GO VROOOOOOOM I LOVE AUDI QUATTROSSSSS
AUDI QUATTRO GO VROOM!!!!!!!!
my favorite car is BMW E30 its such a BEAUTY - also im American
From: Greedy politician again
Subj: Re: My crush
Happy Dog :D wrote:
Because everyone at my school would tell everyone at my school who I like, I need to tell someone. This is completely annonymised. I would like to say that my crush is named William. He's really nice and sweet. He's also super cute. Thats it though.
Reply: what are his hobbies and what does he like? You should ask him one day but if heās only nice in looks then heās not right for you
From: Happy Dog :D
Subj: Re: How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Day in 5 Easy Steps
anonymous wrote:
Having too good of a day? Donāt worry; Iāve cooked up a foolproof guide to turning everything delightfully sideways. ...
This is beautiful! All I needed was some destruction!
From: anonymous
Subj: look at this spirograph :3
pretty cool right
From: Kylie
Subj: drama
so me and one of my best friends had a fight a week ago. I caught her cheating on her boyfriend and she called me fake and stupid
From: Adi
Subj: Cute Cats
December is comming, Christmas is soon, and my cat and I are wishing you merry Christmas! It's a Bit soon, but still.
From: gogogaga
Subj: Re: Dave's legion of destruction!
Dave, overlord of chaos, ruler of the mortal coil, king of heaven and hell, causer of destruction. wrote:
Are you tired of working for heaven or hell? or are you a human, tired of your 9 to 5 and kids who don't love you? Well...
..., proud owner of Waffle House Co., friend of flowers, maker of creation, leader of the legion of destruction, ect.
I will gladly join your cult or whatever you call it and I will gladly await fallout season two with you guys! You said free wafflesā¦right?
From: The scholar of Daexriara
Subj: Re: Dave's legion of destruction!
As long as you side with the gnomes, the triangles, all cheese kingdoms, and the hyphen cult, I will gladly join you, if you would have me as your advisor or consultant, I could help you gain control of the White and Black Planes. Please consider my offer, and, in time, you may rule more than you have thought you could.
-The scholar of Daexriara
From: :3
Subj: Re: Our Message
- (- cult leader) wrote:
I have forgotten to state what our goal as a cult is.
I'm a fan of the x-men so like I hyphenate all the time, man.
From: anonymous
Subj: xmas tip
if you leave out a christmas stocking with a pentagram on it you get presents from satan instead
From: Net02
Subj: Happy end of the year.
This message (hopefully) got inserted on the last Vmail of the year 2024.
This year was probably special to some, bad for others. For me, what makes the year special is how I lived it, how I spend every second the way I could.
It's been 4 years since 2020, and many things have happened on the world.
What you did this year? What are your dreams? Are they coming true? I hope so. Time passes, we get older and change.
To everyone reading this: Happy Holidays, happy New Years! I hope your next year to amazing as this one!
(Special shout out to the Vmail admin!)
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