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New York Philharmonic Season Off to Brilliant Start

Audience most enthusiastic in years

Sarah Jones conducting

The New York Philharmonicā€™s season got off to a brilliant start last night, with the audience giving the orchestra a standing ovation. The orchestra, led by conductor Sarah Jones, sounded better than it has in years, and the audience was the most enthusiastic it has been in years.

ā€œIt was just incredible,ā€ said one audience member, who wished to remain anonymous. ā€œIā€™ve never heard the Philharmonic sound so good. And Jones is just a phenomenal conductor.ā€

The program began with Beethovenā€™s Symphony No. 5, which was performed with great energy and precision. The second half of the program was equally impressive, with the orchestra playing Brahmsā€™s Symphony No. 4 and Tchaikovskyā€™s ā€œPathĆ©tiqueā€ with great passion and feeling.

The audience was on its feet at the end of the concert, cheering and applauding the orchestra. It was a truly wonderful start to the season, and one that promises great things to come.

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