For 2001: A Space Odyssey, Kubrickās team wrote 36 futuristic New York Times headlines to appear on iPad-like devices. HAL 9000 isnāt available, so we used neural network technology to turn those headlines into full AI‑generated articles. more info
The Kubrick Times
August 8, 2001
Weather: Partially cloudy 98°F 83°F
Todayās Paper
Functioning Earth Satellites Now Number 3,700
Majority link weather and communications systems
Space ⢠ScienceTheater: The Barrymores, Forgotten Legend
U.S. ⢠ArtsBook Review: āThe Twentieth Century: Rise and Fall of a Dragonā by Keith Rogers
Arts ⢠PoliticsPigeon Committee Named in New York
Elimination of bird from city deemed unlikely; defence group meets
N.Y.New Cargo Submarine Larger Than Battleships of Last Century
World ⢠ScienceFinancial: Buying Power of Dollar Up
First improvement in seventeen months; easing on credit seen
U.S. ⢠BusinessNew York Philharmonic Season Off to Brilliant Start
Audience most enthusiastic in years
N.Y. ⢠ArtsTwo-Day Week Proposed Solution for Many Industries
U.S. ⢠BusinessGrand Canyon Bridge Opened by President
Last link in Argentina-Alaska electronic highway system
U.S.1939 Worldās Fair Time Capsule Found
Search began after earthquake of 1987
N.Y.World Population Passes 6 Billion Mark
Even split north and south of equator
WorldNew Moon Atlas Planned
Will include magnetic fields
SpaceIndian Government Plans Encouragement for Parents
Economic growth hindered by low birthrate
World ⢠BusinessGardening: Watch the PH Factor
Acidity more critical in hydroponics than in soil
Space ⢠LifestyleMove Gains Momentum in Western States for Return to 4-Party System
U.S. ⢠PoliticsLast Grizzly Bear Dies in Cincinnati Zoo
Species now extinct ā tenth this year
U.S. ⢠ScienceEnglish-French Talks Break-Up
New delay for Dover-Calais tunnel likely
World ⢠Politics1,000th Baby Born at South Pole City
World ⢠LifestyleGarzanti Dies in Rome
Famous detective credited with final destruction of Mafia in 1971
WorldMedicine: How Much Further the Age Limit?
Are 125 years enough?
Science ⢠LifestyleFourteen Westerns for Next TV Line-Up
U.S. ⢠ArtsSports: Australians Likely Victors
Tennis tourney in Addis Ababa next month
World ⢠SportsTremors Along San Andreas Fault
San Francisco affected
U.S.Who Has the Civil Service Vote?
U.S. ⢠PoliticsDeep-Space Survey Enroute
Flight reported normal in all respects
Space ⢠ScienceAquanaut Record Now Held by Brazil
Submarine survey team down four years
World ⢠ScienceAirliner Feared Lost Over Atlantic
2,304 on board
World ⢠N.Y.Hall of Presidents Proposed for Ellis Island
Government to finance, state to administer
N.Y. ⢠PoliticsMajor Breakthrough in ESP Research at Duke
Plans for practical application likely to be implemented within decade
U.S. ⢠ScienceTriple Allocation Anticipation for Gravity-Control Project at USC
U.S. ⢠ScienceNew Traffic Commissioner for New York City
Major promises results; citizensā committee reportedly pessimistic
N.Y.How we made this:
GPT‑3 wrote text from prompts based on the 36 original headlines, along with additional fact boxes from related phrases. DALLĀ·E 2 produced images using a similar process. The fake ads use AI‑generated photos and slogans. New York weather data for the year 2001 was sourced from Visual Crossing Weather.