Vmail Archive


Inbox #54 28 Mar ’24 "Gratings, my fellow Cheese Enthusiasts"
Inbox #53 06 Mar ’24 "a boring cycle of sitting around and following orders"
Inbox #52 24 Jan ’24 "what has two many legs & lives in a tower?"
Inbox #51 03 Jan ’24 "Worship the eternal lords of *girlypop*"
Inbox #50 06 Nov ’23 "he crouches in front of an old fan heater"
Inbox #49 09 Oct ’23 "And remember, Gary loves you"
Inbox #48 18 Sep ’23 "Be kind to rabid foxes"
Inbox #47 21 Aug ’23 "the magnificence of Eggy Bread"
Inbox #46 03 Aug ’23 "they have kazoos"
Inbox #45 20 Jul ’23 "Start plotting your revenge"
Inbox #44 19 Jun ’23 "im shivering in my timbers"
Inbox #43 30 May ’23 "Hello, normal human. I'm a normal human too."
Inbox #42 30 Apr ’23 Mouses and Chimps special inbox
Inbox #41 24 Apr ’23 "Josh please stop blasting your sad music at 1am"
Inbox #40 01 Apr ’23 "a random stick of butter in his birthday card"
Inbox #39 14 Mar ’23 "I heard my neighbors screaming last night"
Inbox #38 28 Feb ’23 "gifts for people who work in HR"
Inbox #37 13 Feb ’23 "lightly wind-battered trailer park window pane tan"
Inbox #36 30 Jan ’23 "oh Germany? I didn't think that"
Inbox #35 18 Jan ’23 "HI IT IS MEEEEEEEE"
Inbox #34 03 Jan ’23 "miniature eiffel tower from a babybel wax"
Inbox #33 25 Dec ’22 "BE LESS RUBBISH and have an eclair"
Inbox #32 06 Dec ’22 "Whatever Linda wants for dinner"
Inbox #31 22 Nov ’22 "My duck won't stop growing"
Inbox #30 27 Oct ’22 "It looks pretty ropey but it counts"
Inbox #29 21 Oct ’22 Emperor Tommy edition
Inbox #28 13 Oct ’22 "Shazam! You are Graeme Le Saux"
Inbox #27 05 Oct ’22 "Eat up and meet the Shadow People"
Inbox #26 27 Sep ’22 "the real definition of β€˜cool’, daddy-o"
Inbox #25 17 Sep ’22 "i will be turned into a complete brainless frog"
Inbox #24 06 Sep ’22 "My poodle ate supernoodles"
Inbox #23 10 Aug ’22 "I don’t want that sausage, thanks"
Inbox #22 01 Aug ’22 "dont share wit any1"
Inbox #21 21 Jul ’22 Meepe mempes
Inbox #20 30 Jun ’22 "closely guarded cheesy secrets"
Inbox #19 21 Jun ’22 "My mum has a crush on Joe Wicks"
Inbox #18 01 Jun ’22 "the sheer size of a good crane is magnificent"
Inbox #17 13 May ’22 "it may need a flush partway through"
Inbox #16 04 May ’22 Royal eMail
Inbox #15 12 Apr ’22 "a gentle internet slap across their virtual face"
Inbox #14 06 Apr ’22 "a smug leather armchair from a gentleman's club in the 1800s"
Inbox #13 30 Mar ’22 "move one square forward or self-destruct"
Inbox #12 24 Mar ’22 "a goldfish on acid with a head injury"
Inbox #11 21 Mar ’22 "You all seem very British."
Inbox #10 19 Mar ’22 mystery object mini-inbox
Inbox #9 17 Mar ’22 "until the moon strikes the pallid eye of Tanandax"
Inbox #8 14 Mar ’22 "a stinking, highly toxic lump"
Inbox #7 10 Mar ’22 "like a hard-boiled egg off the top of a speeding bus"
Inbox #6 07 Mar ’22 "throwing eggs at a small dog tied to a stake"
Inbox #5 03 Mar ’22 "I haven't bought any advanced socks"
Inbox #4 28 Feb ’22 "much like making a sandwich in the dark"
Inbox #3 23 Feb ’22 "the doggo is here"
Inbox #2 20 Feb ’22 "he bewitcheth children's minds"
Inbox #1 16 Feb ’22 "learning to sing β€˜Livin’ on a Prayer’ backwards"
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