30 Apr ’23

Mouses and Chimps special inbox

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From: The Thinker
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

rawr wrote:

mouses. Obviously. It's just that simple

buddy, it's mice.

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From: Maha elmountassir
Subj: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

It's mice

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From: short celery stick
Subj: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

mice, that is it

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

ITS MICE

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

no the plural form of mouse is actually mice bruh

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From: Amy :3
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

Mice? :) :) :)

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From: kat
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

mice. or meeces. whichever you prefer.

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

Mice

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

mice. Obviously. It's just that simple

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

I think it's mice.

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From: Shadow Breath
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

No, the plural of mouse is mice. You're welcome.

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From: anonymous
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mice.

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

mice?

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: Re: mouses? meese? moose?

MICE

rawr wrote:

mouses. Obviously. It's just that simple

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: chimps

narene wrote:

you're happily married, life is great, and you have 2 kids but they're strangely hairy. You investigate and find that your spouse is actually 3 chimpanzees in a trenchcoat. What do you do

You need to divorce all 3 ASAP and how did you not notice?!

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From: Captain Crackerjack
Subj: Re: chimps

Carry on as you were. Why fix what isn’t broken?

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From: Chimpcoat
Subj: Re: chimps

I open up my own trenchcoat to reveal... 4 chimps! "Take that" we say, with a triumphant feeling of being more chimps.

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: chimps

Wonder how I didn't figure out there were three of them when we were doing the dirty

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: chimps

Steal the trenchcoat and tell them if they eat for three they ----ing have to work for three. I'd send one to "his" work one to my work and one can look after the kids.
Meanwhile I buy me a yacht and make life hell for all the coming generations

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From: A fine human being
Subj: Re: chimps

Idk, take him to the local animal shelter, divorce him, or both.

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From: H
Subj: Re: chimps

Nothing! Life is great, you're happy, why rock the boat?

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From: donald
Subj: Re: chimps

cry

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From: Jimmy (not a spider)
Subj: Re: chimps

idk man

Eat your spouse
Become spiders
Scatter through the night

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: chimps

Oh god now I have to be extra careful hiding the fact that I am 3.724 chimpanzees in a trenchcoat

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From: anonymous
Subj: Re: chimps

"Well, nobody's perfect"

narene wrote:

you're happily married, life is great, and you have 2 kids but they're strangely hairy. You investigate and find that your spouse is actually 3 chimpanzees in a trenchcoat. What do you do

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