Calm Down Britain

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2019 3m
1980s BBFC experiment intended to “settle and reassure the psychologically-fragile viewer”. A Voleflix Original.

Director VOLE.wtf
Starring Guy Kelly
The Krankies

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3 Feb ’23 Rudinn

fan dabi dozi :D

3 Feb ’23 John Sherrif (Film Critic)

5/10 Calmly, but where's the spooky stuff, the thrills of horror?

10 Feb ’23 Person (Maybe?) (Don't count on it)

I don't think I get this one (I'm not British, so I'm not in the "nostalgia pool" for this). Might be funny lookin back on this for actual British folk, half of the stuff being said in this is unintelligible to me though. I don't feel qualified to type any further.

15 Feb ’23 "Alpha"

Uhhh person? It think it doesn't feel like scary, it's just being calm.

25 Feb ’23 anonymous

Shock

25 Feb ’23 Idk

Really cool

19 Mar ’23 GAH

Best film! I watched this after the vicious circle and it helped SOOOOOOO MUCH! THANK YOU!

29 Mar ’23 Goldx

I don't know how I feel abt this rn.

7 May ’23 galillin

ok, this is like an ARG, but, what is the spooky thing? i need a answer plz

31 May ’23 ceaselessvibing

i want a kitten :(

17 Jun ’23 Bernat JP

I can calm down :)

29 Jun ’23 dawn

10/10 has kittens

17 Jul ’23 FireyJrXNaily

british mandela catalog

27 Jul ’23 :(

For some reason I'm not calm after watching this

26 Oct ’23 anonymous

can comfirm i am calm after watching this

9 Dec ’23 afdy

scary

31 Dec ’23 we

everything IS ok

3 Jan ’24 Johni

I forgot the horrible film. It worked.

12 Jan ’24 Mysteryuser18

Overhyped tbh. Feels like the storyline was rushed and the characters had no dimension. Expected better.

21 Jan ’24

Honestly, I feel like the audio for this would work really well as a closing/hidden track for some sort of album.

17 Mar ’24 gillion

spooky. Did the oppisite of calming me down. 10/10 would reccomend!